Blossomed
When the skateboard gets in between your nether region and the ground, or landing on rails in between you legs. Could also be used for you landing on anything, hitting you down there. Similar to Ass Knife, but more PG.
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Whore Blossom
Whore Blossom by sarsfieldk May 20, 2014
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Blossomed • Blossomer • Blossom Dance • blossom eater • blow some dank • blossom • bossome • Bloomed • Blowsome • blossoming flower
cheryl blossom
THE most ICONIC and LEGENDARY character to ever grace screens. She deserves a hug bc the writers did her dirty
"Cheryl Blossom's going to have some serious back issues when she's older."
"What? Why?"
"From carrying that entire show on her shoulders!!"
"What? Why?"
"From carrying that entire show on her shoulders!!"
cheryl blossom by cauliflowerpizzacrust January 9, 2020
Orange Blossom Trail
Orange Blossom Trail by Krabby Patty secret formula July 31, 2018
orange blossom special
The award that goes to the first Pride of the Southland Marching Band member who has sex with one of Dr. Sousa's daughters. Winner recieves a plauqe.Also, Major will speak at that persons funeral. Which will be as soon as Dr. Sousa finds out.
"Man, I got the orange blossom special"
"oh crap, youd better leave the country, no, wait, Dr. Sousa will still hunt you down!"
"oh crap, youd better leave the country, no, wait, Dr. Sousa will still hunt you down!"
orange blossom special by Atlas' Rage April 13, 2005
blossom amor
1. Being in a relationship with a quite female until she revealed her inner emotions which cause a manifesting of false desires.
2. A false relationship that is blossoming a dead flower into your love life or heart.
2. A false relationship that is blossoming a dead flower into your love life or heart.
blossom amor by LightUpTheRoom August 18, 2016
Taint Blossom
A hairy taint.
The fur spins upward to look like it's blossoming.
Mentioned on Colbert Report
Can often lead to dingle berries.
The fur spins upward to look like it's blossoming.
Mentioned on Colbert Report
Can often lead to dingle berries.
Taint Blossom by Maxi G March 10, 2010
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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