Blossomed

When the skateboard gets in between your nether region and the ground, or landing on rails in between you legs. Could also be used for you landing on anything, hitting you down there. Similar to Ass Knife, but more PG.

I need some ice cream for my butt, I just got blossomed!
I got blossomed last year, now I have 1 full and two halves.

by Incogni December 15, 2020

Whore Blossom

A dark red pimple that won’t come to a head on the cheek area of your face.

1. Is that a pimple on your face?
2. No it’s a whore blossom, because I can’t pop it.

by sarsfieldk May 20, 2014

cheryl blossom

THE most ICONIC and LEGENDARY character to ever grace screens. She deserves a hug bc the writers did her dirty

"Cheryl Blossom's going to have some serious back issues when she's older."
"What? Why?"
"From carrying that entire show on her shoulders!!"

by cauliflowerpizzacrust January 9, 2020

Orange Blossom Trail

Honestly just a really shitty road in Orlando, mostly full of crime and crackwhores.

If something happens on Orange Blossom Trail it’s either a dead whore or a car accident.

by Krabby Patty secret formula July 31, 2018

orange blossom special

The award that goes to the first Pride of the Southland Marching Band member who has sex with one of Dr. Sousa's daughters. Winner recieves a plauqe.Also, Major will speak at that persons funeral. Which will be as soon as Dr. Sousa finds out.

"Man, I got the orange blossom special"
"oh crap, youd better leave the country, no, wait, Dr. Sousa will still hunt you down!"

by Atlas' Rage April 13, 2005

blossom amor

1. Being in a relationship with a quite female until she revealed her inner emotions which cause a manifesting of false desires.

2. A false relationship that is blossoming a dead flower into your love life or heart.

My relationship is turning in a blossom amor because partner do not want to do anything.

by LightUpTheRoom August 18, 2016

Taint Blossom

A hairy taint.

The fur spins upward to look like it's blossoming.

Mentioned on Colbert Report

Can often lead to dingle berries.

Sir, I believe I see your Taint Blossom.

by Maxi G March 10, 2010