blory

Sic, tight, hot, sexy, gorgeous, good, bad, chill, that's that sh**.

-Yo, wahttup dun? You see that chic? Yeah she blory!
-Man, that midterm was blory!
-Can't wait to go to the club mayn! BLORY!
-Man, you see that fat ugly bitch?, she blory foreal!
-What it do, fam? Check out this blory car!

by JAY-dilla September 1, 2007

Blore Wide

The next-day realization that the consumption and/or activity of the prior day and evening was done to excess.

I blore wide last night, those two extra Scotch pours did me in. I need pork products in me, stat!

by Pale Rider December 14, 2019

Blorbo

Originating on Tumblr, the term 'blorbo' refers to a person's favorite or beloved character from any piece of fandom media. Can be synonymous with scrunkly, scrimblo, or eeby deeby.

Daughter: "Oh my god, the blorbos from my show are having such a bad time."
Mother: "Sweetie, I have NO idea what that means."

by jar_of_rocks April 27, 2022

Blorbo

Otherwise known as "Blorbo from my shows" is tumblr slang for your favourite character, along othef terms like scrimblo bimblo, eeby deeby, skrunkly etc.

Oh my God have you watched supernatural yet??? Dean is SO my Blorbo 💕

by Televisiophobic February 26, 2022

Blorphans

A way to get rid of over population by putting all orphans in a blimp like zeplin and let then live in the blimp with only 30 packets of ramen noodles most may have to cannibalize to survive. The blimp will have 4 factions including beef, chicken, pork, and roast chicken each faction has 5 packets of ramen noodles guarded by the faction leaders which will most likely be around the age of 16 to 20 however all of the orphans will be no older than 9 so if they want to eat and get the ramen noodles they will have to work together to create an army(which will most likely not be enough anyway) and the rest of the ramen packets are scattered around the blimp. The size of the blimp would be about the size of a superbowl stadium/ football stadium. Each faction leader has a second phase to a fight in which they are not allowed to use unless they are in a dire situation and about to lose to the blorphans(blimp orphans) an example of this is the beef faction leader whose second phase is to pull out to sturdy metal pipes and start using spinning attacks on said orphans. That is the braindead definition of blorphans I may post more idk yet and I also haven't spoke of sporphans yet either which will be an amazing definition to talk about

Hey chicken faction leader the blorphans have decided to band together and try to take down the beef faction and yours, do you want to team together and whoop some blorphan ass?

by .65% shaggy power March 28, 2019

Blorank

(noun) A derogatory name for a woman. "Blorank" is a combination of the words, "bitch, slut, whore, and skank." The noun is associated with any woman who has exhibited the characteristics of the aforementioned terms.

Guy #1: She wouldn't hook up with me again because she said she felt bad for her boyfriend, and then she goes and hooks up with another guy.

Guy #2: Wow, what a Blorank.

by atlanticcitycamp August 27, 2009

blortmanteau

A blortmanteau is a tritely-constructed or overly contrived portmanteau, designed in an attempt for cleverness and passing, if pithy, appeal. They are becoming increasingly common in the 24-hour news cycle of the early 21st Century.

A portmanteau of the slang word ‘blort’ (slang, vulg: meaning ‘to vomit, fart, ejaculate or otherwise expel matter from an orifice or use ill-considered words loudly') and portmanteau (a word created by the union of two or more words).

'You going anywhere this weekend, Bob?'
'I'm having a staycation.'
'What does that mean?'
'I'm having a holiday at home. Heard that little gem on NBC, thought I'd use it. Pretty cool huh?'
'It's a blortmanteau Bob...and as such, I now have to maim you.'

N.B. Blortmanteau is also a blortmanteau.

by rxnxr October 16, 2009