blorgin

A nerdy ass response to a surprising event or occurance.

The Blue Screen of Death pops up...."BLORGIN!"

by Asshat McDonkeycock May 9, 2003

bloggins

a general term for a soldier.

You and Pte. Bloggins can go clean that up.

Pte. Bloggins may say...

by Gilcrest March 8, 2004

Truism Blogging

(1) Blog posts that re-state the mind numbingly obvious as if it were original and insightful.

(2) Blog posts that rehash ideas within a given vein that have already circulated ad-nauseam, without adding significantly to them.

(3) Blog posts that put forward ideas so fluffy, feel-good or ambiguous that it is impossible to disagree with them, but they don't add value either.

Many personal development blogs are mostly a compilation of "wisdom" found on refrigerator magnets. We can all agree for instance, that "it's important to be yourself", except when it's more expedient not to be. This is truism blogging.

by Rickter Scale April 25, 2010

Night Blogging

Night blogging begins usually around 11pm, and finishes in the early morning. Bloggers on tumblr will blog strange things, sometimes deep yet completely messed up, sometimes utterly meaningless, sometimes gifs of stupid things, and sometimes bloggers will even go as far as to question the existance of humanity in those few strange hours. The posts that are reblogged are generally irrelevant to the theme of the users blog, but yet the post is considered acceptable, because of course, it is night. It is considered acceptable to blog in this strange, retarded manner in these night hours, so usually, if a blogger is online at night, they will find very strange posts on their dashboard.

Hey, it's 2am so what the hell. I'll reblog this picture of a bald man with flying eyebrows. Nobody cares when you're night blogging.

by thisisntthesamyouarelookingfor August 11, 2012

Blargin it

Often used to describe the unintelligent actions and responses of others.

"Dude did you see ryan last night, he was blargin it so bad"

"You just spilled all over my shirt, you are blargin it"

"Guys, I think I might be blargin it because I just threw up everywhere"

by Cobra Conners August 22, 2011

blorgia

The phenomenon of Georgia voting for a Democratic candidate. Notably occurred in the 2020 presidential election, but also in 1992 and other years.

At 4:20 A.M. on November 6th, 2020, Blorgia became a reality.

by Xeof November 7, 2020

blowgina

A word for the female mouth. Used by men who prefer fellatio to vaginal sex. Used to describe the mouth of a woman for whom that is their only nice hole.

I'd rather put my cock in her blowgina than her vagina.

by Cocktail Sauce #1 March 10, 2009