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Bloodless Day 

A happy day when there is no bleeding from anal fissures or busted hemorrhoids when pooping; when no blood is seen on the toilet paper when wiping your ass
I pooped 4 times today and didnt see any blood! I'm so glad to finally have a bloodless day!!
Bloodless Day by Frankie Puscher November 26, 2012

Bloodylevi 

She is the best tiktoker. She is a God and is amazing and everyone is below her .She is amazing and seggy and all her mutuals Is hot 😫😫.
Bloodylevi is my favorite tiktoker
Bloodylevi by 0209002929 March 19, 2021

Bloodnegs 

Slang for a woman's period, taken from the words "blood and eggs"
Oh man, is she wearing red panties? Nah it's just her bloodneggs
Bloodnegs by Red Rocket January 30, 2004

bloodless_475 

Awesome guy who plays apex and started YouTube to try and help the people that are in meed
O have u heard about bloodless_475 he is awesome
bloodless_475 by Bloodless_475 July 29, 2022

Bloodless 

I mean, apparently it won't be.
Hym "Apparently it WON'T be bloodless! It'll just be ear blood everywhere apparently. Heheheh."
Bloodless by Hym Iam July 16, 2024

Bloodless cunt 

A step aunt who wants to have a say in family matters
Michaels step aunt is a bloodless cunt and has no say in family matters
Bloodless cunt by anonymous June 11, 2025
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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