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bloody maria 

A tequila and tomato juice based cocktail. Simply put, a bloody mary with tequila instead of vodka.
1 part tequila
3 parts tomato juice
6 drops lemon juice
two drops tabasco sauce
pinch of celery salt
pinch of garlic salt

Serve with a celery stick over large ice cubes. Works great as a hangover antidote.
bloody maria by Bugsy August 11, 2005
Words you can keep

Bloody Maria 

Get 2 shots of tequila

Have your girl butt chug them
Bang her in her bloody pussy and cream pie it
Have her squirt the 2 shots of the cum/blood mixture into 2 shot glasses.
Both cheers and enjoy!!!
Jim: me and Janet did a bloody Maria lastnight.
Bill: oh yeah me and Karen did that 2 weeks ago when her "aunt flo" was visiting.

Bloody Mariah 

When you eat a girl out and she is on her period.
Yo did you and Mariah mess around yesterday?
Yeah I ate her out but she was on her period?
Oh sounds like you got a Bloody Mariah
Bloody Mariah by SnacksizeSnickersbar February 27, 2020
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