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Blondemail 

Different to blackmail (ie. act of getting money from people or forcing them to do something by threatening to tell a secret of theirs or to harm them). Blondemail participants tend to be perceived as more innocent, sweet, 'blonde' pretty etc, and of course butter wouldn't melt in their mouth. Those who use blondemail, are well equipped and know how to get their way- yet only ever in the sweetest innocent way of course!
She used blondemail to get her way with the fine young sailor (and note, first class officer in rank). With her alluring capabilities, Ms X (Blondemailer) found seducing her latest conqeust/victim after he lavished her with gifts, wined and dined at the finest restaurants. Ms Blondemail soon moves on to next conquest in a short period of time. It is difficult to know what to call conquests after exhibit X.
Blondemail by Cuntardary October 15, 2018
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blondephile

A guy who prefers blondes and will not marry anyone but a blonde.
Where are all the girls? A blondephile would say this in a room full of beautiful brunettes.
blondephile by SoleilSmile January 9, 2007

blondezilla 

A bipolar somewhat agressive, easily agitated daughter with blonde hair.
Sam:"shhhh...don't wake blondezilla.
blondezilla by Hat696968 March 4, 2017

jays.blondehair 

bestie that has most unproblematic kpop fanpage ever‼️ also is jihoon’s wife😉 yall better not steal jihoon from her or else..😏
1: “did you see jays.blondehair new video?”
2: “ofc i did! theyre my fav tik toker”
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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