Bloggist 

The professional equivalent of a Blogger. In essence, a person who is being paid or receiving monetary compensation for blogging, as opposed to doing it for free on their own time to rant like a fool.

Bloggists are a rare breed of online writers, not quite evolved to the degree of "journalist," but evolved above "angry manifesto scribe." Bloggists are often regarded with mediocre respect for their thoughts and opinions, but are frequently ridiculed for "selling out" by lower online species such as the Troll, Spammer or N00bs.

Much like Bloggers, Bloggists cover a wide range of topics with various interests. However, the most popular topics covered (in order) are Mom Stuff, Rating Food, Local Entertainment, Other Bloggists They Hate, Politics, 80's Stuff, Hating Movies, Spoiling Movies, Blenders, Porn and Pro Wrestling.

WTF! Thats it! Im givn that bloggist at teh Tribune a bad review. That asshole dont know how to write worf a shit!

Bloggist by Genuine Mind August 7, 2011

bloggystyle

While getting your girlfriend from behind, you are simultanelously accessing your social media accounts via cellphone.

I've got work to do, unless you want to bloggystyle!

bloggystyle by Group RC January 14, 2010

Bloglisted 

Being Blackballed from reading a blog

Tom: Man, I was trying to catch up on Cat's blog and I couldn't get on! What gives?

Jack: Dude, you were bloglisted!!

Bloglisted by flamper February 16, 2010

blogistan 

The Blogiverse. The collective term for all webloggers, or "bloggers."

Things are heating up in blogistan. The assrocket just farted another post.

blogistan by real123 July 12, 2006

Bloggestion

1)Something suggested in a blog coming true or seeming clearer after being read. (Similar to the way powers of suggestion "cure" afflictions or how having one person describe the "picture" they see in a cloud formation can cause someone else to see the same "picture").

2)A person (or persons) actually understanding (or "digesting") the theme or meaning of a blog.

"The mere bloggestion of what can happen if I didn't stop overeating made me change my lifestyle forever."

"It usually takes me a few minutes to bloggest what I read but if I read the blog again I can gain total bloggestion."

Bloggestion by mattinthemiddle (mattgarita) April 20, 2010

bloggish 

A way to make Gregory Rowland believe it's a word.

Person 1:Do you blog?

Person 2:No, Why?

Person 1:Because you look pretty bloggish to me.

bloggish by Not Chris your brother December 27, 2009

bloggest loser 

1. To consistantly write a blog that prople neither reads nor cares about.
2. To write a blog documenting your weight loss experience. (see above definition)
3. A person who thinks they are or will be cool or famous for being a blogger.

Dude, do you really think people read that stuff?" "Is your pen-name "bloggest loser"?"

bloggest loser by 420San November 23, 2010