blocked up

British slang for being high on drugs.

"That was the weirdest gig ever. The band were obviously all blocked up."

by Killthepopular October 8, 2016

blacked up

a state of confusion , often caused by smoking cannabis

i blacked up , i walked to john's house when i was supposed to be going to chris's ....

by Browne January 5, 2007

Bloked up

When you are so drunk your past the point of no return. So drunk that you are entirely incoherent.

Man, I was so bloked up last night I pissed on my desk.

by Akamu February 5, 2017

bocked up

Totally screwing something up to the point where people are excruciatingly angry at you.

Dude you totally bocked up this time! I am so going to kick your ass.

by Steve June 6, 2003

bocked up

To mess up, bodge, render unusable or otherwise screw up something. From the German "verbocken".

I'd just cleaned my kitchen and now it's totally bocked up. You left the lights turned on and now by battery is bocked.

by biggus-D April 25, 2016

Blacked up

Getting beat up, or jumped, by a group of niggers.

After Joe made a racist joke at KFC, he soon drew a crowd and was blacked up on the spot. His friends claimed they never knew Joe in order to avoid being blacked up.

by Nevets December 15, 2007

Cock-Up Blocker

(n) 1. Software installed on one's hard drive to prevent various interweb cock ups. 2. What livejournal should have installed on their servers to prevent Strikethrough 2007.

Livejournal: I'm in ur journals bahleetin ur pr0n.
Livejournal users: O NOES U GOT THE WRONG PR0N. GIVE IT BACK.
Livejournal: O HAY. Our bad. Will install Cock-Up Blocker ASAP.

by faire_weather June 22, 2007