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British slang for being high on drugs.

"That was the weirdest gig ever. The band were obviously all blocked up."

blocked up by Killthepopular October 8, 2016

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blacked up

a state of confusion , often caused by smoking cannabis

i blacked up , i walked to john's house when i was supposed to be going to chris's ....

blacked up by Browne January 5, 2007

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Bloked up

When you are so drunk your past the point of no return. So drunk that you are entirely incoherent.

Man, I was so bloked up last night I pissed on my desk.

Bloked up by Akamu February 5, 2017

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bocked up

Totally screwing something up to the point where people are excruciatingly angry at you.

Dude you totally bocked up this time! I am so going to kick your ass.

bocked up by Steve June 6, 2003

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bocked up

To mess up, bodge, render unusable or otherwise screw up something. From the German "verbocken".

I'd just cleaned my kitchen and now it's totally bocked up. You left the lights turned on and now by battery is bocked.

bocked up by biggus-D April 25, 2016

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Blacked up

Getting beat up, or jumped, by a group of niggers.

After Joe made a racist joke at KFC, he soon drew a crowd and was blacked up on the spot. His friends claimed they never knew Joe in order to avoid being blacked up.

Blacked up by Nevets December 15, 2007

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Cock-Up Blocker

(n) 1. Software installed on one's hard drive to prevent various interweb cock ups. 2. What livejournal should have installed on their servers to prevent Strikethrough 2007.

Livejournal: I'm in ur journals bahleetin ur pr0n.
Livejournal users: O NOES U GOT THE WRONG PR0N. GIVE IT BACK.
Livejournal: O HAY. Our bad. Will install Cock-Up Blocker ASAP.

Cock-Up Blocker by faire_weather June 22, 2007

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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