To be blarched is to be high, usually on marijuana. To be stoned, blazed, and completely fucked up. The state of euphoria one feels after smoking joints, fat-ass blunts, or toking bongs.
Man we were in drivers ed class and this kid came in blarched out of his mind.
Yo man that kid is soooo blarched take a look at his eyes!!
n. The devotion of more time to self-centered online activities (blogging, social networking, etc.) than to work, school, and/or family. A mash-up of blogging and narcissism.
Also, blarcissist: n. One who practices blarcissism.
In the year 3000, after the smoke of the blarcissism epidemic clears, Homo sapiens place themselves on the endangered species list, citing low birth rates due to a lack of actual human-to-human contact.
Also: Did you hear that Tom's wife took off with the kids after she found his blogger, myspace, and facebook profiles? Nobody had any idea he was such a blarcissist.
TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."