To be blarched is to be high, usually on marijuana. To be stoned, blazed, and completely fucked up. The state of euphoria one feels after smoking joints, fat-ass blunts, or toking bongs.

Man we were in drivers ed class and this kid came in blarched out of his mind.
Yo man that kid is soooo blarched take a look at his eyes!!

Blarched by Philbo123456 July 22, 2008

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balarcky

Meaning Bullshit, False or untrue.

She was full of Balarcky.
That example is Balarcky

balarcky by Justin Leader November 28, 2006

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blarcissism

n. The devotion of more time to self-centered online activities (blogging, social networking, etc.) than to work, school, and/or family. A mash-up of blogging and narcissism.

Also, blarcissist: n. One who practices blarcissism.

In the year 3000, after the smoke of the blarcissism epidemic clears, Homo sapiens place themselves on the endangered species list, citing low birth rates due to a lack of actual human-to-human contact.

Also: Did you hear that Tom's wife took off with the kids after she found his blogger, myspace, and facebook profiles? Nobody had any idea he was such a blarcissist.

blarcissism by ipostupost.com March 20, 2008

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