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Don't deny it poggers. It's real (also fuck u).
Barchie stans: "Barchie rising my dudes"
Bughead and Barchie stans: "Frick you, you melon"
Barchie stans: "Stfu you're just here to pass time"
the endgame ship of betty cooper and archie andrews on the show riverdale
“it’s like it was their destiny” - kevin keller talking about barchie
barchie by allie tanner March 15, 2020
The Riverdale ship that is clearly superior to Bughead. Fight me.
“Barchie is endgame.” ~Kevin, an actually character of the damn show
Barchie by NoTeaJustFacts May 9, 2018
“the ship of betty cooper and archie andrews on riverdale. childhood best friends who do not get a lot of screen time together and whose storyline got dropped because the writers were threatened”
Barchie is ENDGAME.
Barchie by The100vixens on ig September 17, 2018
barchie, barchie is riverfails best ship and if you disagree with that bc you ship bugcest, okay but barchie is endgame and y'all can't change that, even roberto has confirmed that they will happen sooner or later and two (or more) of the cast ships barchie:)
barchie endgame
barchie by adorexoleff January 4, 2020
Barchie is a ship of Betty Cooper and Archie Andrews in Riverdale and the Archie Comics, and Kevin Keller claims that it'll be endgame.
"To clarify, Betty and Archie aren't dating but they are endgame" - Kevin Keller

"Barchie is so endgame" says Emma
barchie by BlingBling666 September 17, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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