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Blind bitch ass 

A “blind bitch” is somebody who is blind but also a bitch, or just won’t understand anything really..

Yeah you probably think you understand what this phrase means but it’s to the extreme. They are a BITCH...and have a nice ass...

Blind bitch ass is nothing like a blind bitch.
Person1: Hey!

Person2: shut the fuck up..
Person1: wow..
Person2 walks away..and well they are blind so..you picture it.

Person1 looks at persons 2 ass.
Person1: BLIND BITCH ASS...

Blind Ass Bitch 

God stop squinting and open your eyes YA BLIND ASS BITCH
Blind Ass Bitch by kpizzleswag February 19, 2019

Bitch Be Blind 

When a guy is whacking off and his lady walks in on him .. She starts yelling and he promptly punches her in the right eye and soon after plasters the left eye shut with his Goo..
Dude my lady walked in on me jacking it so I punched her in one eye and shot a load in her other one . There you have Bitch Be Blind
Bitch Be Blind by Lick it all up November 30, 2018

bland bitch 

A female or male that does or says something rude or disrespectful in a bland, deflating humorous manner for joking and comedic purposes.
Abby: “You better not be talking to your dumbass gross ass girlfriend”
Emily: “She may be a dumbass but shes smarter then you”
Abby: “Emily Ritchardson you’re a bland bitch”
bland bitch by Nip nip February 21, 2018

bland bitch 

A bitch that is bland as hell and does something rude
“Emily riTchardson is a bland bitch”
bland bitch by Nip nip May 7, 2018

dumb blond bitch 

ew that dead rat is friends with that dead possum! look up dead possum
dumb blond bitch by CONNIE February 11, 2004
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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