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blessed be 

1.A wiccan term meaning "good luck"
2.Christian equivalent of "god bless you"
1. blessed be to you and your family
blessed be by secretfreak April 18, 2009

Blessed be the fruit 

A sigh of relief after a taking a large fragrant shit
Wow, took me a lot of work to pass that huge turd, blessed be the fruit.

wanna-blessed-be 

A teenager who wants to shock their family and peers by trying to become a wiccan, but has no idea what she/he is doing. The term was popularized by the TV show "Buffy the Vampire Slayer".

Usualy a vegetarian and goes by a silly craft name. Sometimes refered to as a fluff bunny.

A mockery of the Wiccan religion.
OMG! Tina is such a wanna-blessed-be! She changed her name to Raynbow Moondoggie, bought herself a pentegram as big as her face, and has not eaten red meat in three whole days now. I hear that her parents are like totaly freak'n and threatened to call like an exorcist or something..........
wanna-blessed-be by the Voice February 10, 2004

blessed from behind 

"Damn girl you are blessed from behind"
Word of the Day on August 19, 2017

Blessed from Behind 

When you've done it with your girl in the back door for the first time.
My wife and I finally did it through the back door. She said I was a God. Therefore, she got blessed from behind.

“Too blissed to be dissed” 

The state beyond blessed, where your life is so blissful that yuh haters can’t even diss you.
As a statement I am “Too blissed to be dissed”
Or with the use of we, you or they are too blissed to be dissed
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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