blender ass

When your asshole looks like some one used a blender on it.

Gaping, giant beat up hole. Ripped, torn and beaten.

He has blender ass.

blender ass by Elderee January 17, 2015

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The Last Ass Bender

A sex act where you bend the girl over the table and put three cold dildos(2 in the pink one in the stink). Then your put aloe on your dick and shove it as far as you can in there, ripping her ass into pieces.

I just gave Mitchell's mom the last ass bender last night. I think she is now not able to walk.

The Last Ass Bender by Damnstr8mmmmm November 15, 2017

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ass bender

One who is selfishly and utterly cruel to the point that they enjoy seeing others suffer because of their own stupidity and can not see the light day from having their head shoved so far up their ass bent backwards!

My exhusband was so miserable after our divorce because I was happy, that he cut off the electricity to our house while I was out of town. However, because he is such an "ass bender", he didn't realize that the kids were home with no power and it was more than 100 degress outside that day.

ass bender by The coolest chic ever! September 1, 2011

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Blended Assets

An Adult Female w/ A Valuable Person or Thing

There are a plethora of blended assets over yonder, good sir .. perhaps you might liken yourself to that blend in order to increase your personal asset$.

Blended Assets by Chris2pher_gs July 15, 2021

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blunderassing

To drive aimlessly with a cooler of beverages for recreation.

Last Saturday we went blunderassing.

blunderassing by KCMOblunderer January 7, 2024

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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