blender ass

When your asshole looks like some one used a blender on it.

Gaping, giant beat up hole. Ripped, torn and beaten.

He has blender ass.

by Elderee January 17, 2015

The Last Ass Bender

A sex act where you bend the girl over the table and put three cold dildos(2 in the pink one in the stink). Then your put aloe on your dick and shove it as far as you can in there, ripping her ass into pieces.

I just gave Mitchell's mom the last ass bender last night. I think she is now not able to walk.

by Damnstr8mmmmm November 15, 2017

ass bender

One who is selfishly and utterly cruel to the point that they enjoy seeing others suffer because of their own stupidity and can not see the light day from having their head shoved so far up their ass bent backwards!

My exhusband was so miserable after our divorce because I was happy, that he cut off the electricity to our house while I was out of town. However, because he is such an "ass bender", he didn't realize that the kids were home with no power and it was more than 100 degress outside that day.

by The coolest chic ever! September 1, 2011

Blended Assets

An Adult Female w/ A Valuable Person or Thing

There are a plethora of blended assets over yonder, good sir .. perhaps you might liken yourself to that blend in order to increase your personal asset$.

by Chris2pher_gs July 15, 2021

blunderassing

To drive aimlessly with a cooler of beverages for recreation.

Last Saturday we went blunderassing.

by KCMOblunderer January 7, 2024