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RobDen-HICK-Bleker
A dumb stuck up animator who brags and lives in the south..........damn southerners.........mad cause they lost the war.
RobDen-HICK-Bleker by Praven March 9, 2004
Paulie Bleeker
Supercute character in Juno played by Michael Cera.
Wears extremely short bright yellow track shorts.
Eats hot pockets for breakfast.
Loves orange tic-tacs. Because you can never get enough of your favorite one calorie breath mint.
Wears extremely short bright yellow track shorts.
Eats hot pockets for breakfast.
Loves orange tic-tacs. Because you can never get enough of your favorite one calorie breath mint.
Mr. MacGuff: Who's the father?
Juno: Paulie Bleeker.
Mr. MacGuff: I didn't know he had it in him.
Leah: I know, right?!?
Juno: Paulie Bleeker.
Mr. MacGuff: I didn't know he had it in him.
Leah: I know, right?!?
Paulie Bleeker by Dyke Cassity May 25, 2008
blakersfield
Blake Shelton's hometown. Once he moved away to Nashville to start his successful and iconic Country music career. He became severely depressed and homesick. Thanks to Blakersfield, all those country people have Blake Shelton, so be thankful. Blakersfield was first founded on February 16, 2017 when Shelton performed at the Rabobank Arena. This is the momentous day in Blakersfield history, it has become an annual celebration to worship Blakersfield's ONE and ONLY God, Blake Shelton. His most famous quotes, "Blakersfield has my heart and my soul", and "God Bless Blakersfield, California" are a true representation of his love and adoration for his homeland. These famous quotes have impacted the lives of the citizens of Blakersfield, and is the only thing that allows them to keep going.
blakersfield by Blake Shelton is my daddy May 21, 2018
Bleyerveen
A person of Dutch origin who, by his very own nature, will challenge all that society stands upon with a post-modernist attitude.
Bleyerveen by Mannix October 31, 2004
Beeker Cheap
Beeker Cheap by Remart October 20, 2016
The angry Blaker
The act of removing the penis from ones pantaloons and recieve a hearty laugh from the sexual accomplice. You then become quite enraged and punch the woman in the face then fucking her rectal cavity brutally until you hit the poo nerve, causing her to shit ferociously all over the male erectus. The constant flow of fecal matter causes the woman to lose conciousness due to a mass body fluid loss, to which you shit in her unconciouss mouth and fuck it some more until you blow your load in to her mouth orfice. Afterwards you tie her upside down to the fridge and drink the thick liquids that are expelled from her mouth. You then sew her mouth shut and poo on her face so she vomits and suffocates. You then fuck her dead body some more and then torch all evidence of the delicious occasion and then admit yourself into a mental institution where you undertake all previous steps on a psycho dilusional fuck who has no idea what is happening :D
OMG Guys did you hear about what happened on the weekend. Police say someone gave some biddy the angry blaker. That shit was literally fucked up.. *Holds Boner
Did you hear about Archie? he totally gave the angry blaker to some chick in his ute.
Did you hear about Archie? he totally gave the angry blaker to some chick in his ute.
The angry Blaker by Radcool November 10, 2010
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square grouper
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026