the religion of bro
every bro in brodom (the bro kingdom) will live the life of a bro.
bro's live life hard and long, chug nattys, get fucked by slampieces, and get brojobs.
in the art of brotholicism women make the sandwiches and belong in the kitchen.
you have reached brotholicism when your life is chill and all is bro.
adj. noun: A person who, even if there ipod is in their ears, they turn it up all the way. Someone who doesn't understand the reason there are boomboxes.
"The flight was great, until the guy next to me became a blastaholic." "She told me if I become a blastaholic, I won't ever hear again." "He is such a blastaholic."
Gum, generally pre-chewed, flavorless and of the bubble variety, temporarily stored in someone's anus and later retrieved for consumption.
I started to go down on this girl, but realized I had a wad of gum in my mouth. I didn't want to choke so I stashed it in her brown eye and saved it for later. It was Buttholicious!
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.