Blistercock 

A person who burns his penis in order to swell it and make it bigger to impress a female.

Blistercock by downy September 24, 2003

blastedcock 

A blastedcock is a recently sucked dick. This can only be defined as a blastedcock if the male erection was sucked by a gay man, if it was sucked by a hoe it won't count.

Cole: Yeah man, I got such a blastedcock right now.
John: This nigga GAY!

blastedcock by Jerk Off Jack August 12, 2016