Blasik 

the visual impairment (dryness, blurriness, etc.) that results from smoking too much marijuana.

"Wait... dude, who's winning? I can't read the score."
"Giants. Dude, you got blasik, I can read it just fine."

4/20 420 lasik blazed stoned cotton mouth

Blasik by joeverdrive September 22, 2012

blasicinowhinotianchishanazi 

Somebody who is black, white, Asian, Mexican, Filipino, white, albino, martian, French, anything that ends in -ish, German, and Nazi.

What everyone wants to be but know they can't be.

Hitler would've killed the blasicinowhinotianchishanazi.

blasicinowhinotianchishanazi by Sister Mary Lephant March 18, 2010

de Blasio 

When a heterosexual male gets sexually and/or romantically involved with a lesbian/gay woman. Derives from New York City mayor-elect Bill de Blasio, whose wife is a lesbian.

Jay: Dude, I pulled a de blasio last night

de Blasio by thegreatrock December 17, 2013

blasian 

Someone of mixed african and asian ancestry; technically, that would make him/her afrasian, but blasian is easier to say

Tier Woods is a blasian.

blasian by Super Guy February 9, 2004

Blasketball

a variation on basketball highlighting it's ethnic majority.

Kobe Bryant and Michael Jordan both play Blasketball

Blasketball by thedarkest February 6, 2010

Blaziken 

A Fire-type Pokémon. Blaziken is the final evolution of Torchic, the third gen fire starter. Blaziken is the only starter to be in Über tier in Smogon rules. Also, Blaziken is the best. He's the fucking best.

Woah! I did a Blaziken sweep!

Blaziken by BlueBlurrer April 24, 2014

Blaske 

A person who always stays away from the sunlight. Based on the German term "blasses Kind," i.e., pale kid, Blaske is often used in Brandenburg, a state bordering Berlin, to refer to couch potatoes and social misfits.

Dude, get some fresh air and be among people. Otherwise, you will become a Blaske.

Blaske by Klaus Waltersmann January 17, 2021