Blazik

A 5'8", slim, Hispanic man who enjoys pounding Eli's sister.

Blazik put a baby in Alison

by Yo45 November 4, 2019

Blazik

A state or quality of being exceptionally impressive, exciting, or remarkable. It refers to something that evokes a sense of awe, admiration, and enthusiasm. It embodies a vibrant and dynamic essence that captivates attention and generates a positive response. When used, it signifies an outstanding and commendable attribute, experience, or achievement.

"The performance of the acrobats was absolutely blazik, leaving the audience in awe of their incredible skills and daring stunts."

by Cyberrrrrr July 8, 2023

Blazik

The unsubtle art of pretending not to know how and object came to be lodged in one's colon.

His hands are covered in lube, the cucumber is missing, and the room smells like ass. Everyone knows what's going on, there's no need to blazik.

by Barry My Dicencider April 29, 2024

Blazik

The gentle manner in which one uses their tongue to clean up a particularly important messy jimi job session.

Dude splooged all over himself doing that jimi job, thankfully his partner was there to give him a thorough blazik.

by Barry My Dicencider April 30, 2024

Blazing the Chester

This slang phrase refers to the act of smoking a puffed Cheeto as if it were a cigar or lighting the crushed product in a pipe, usually made of aluminum foil. Smoking Cheetos for a prolonged amount of time will yield a mild high, due to the fumes released from the preservatives found in the "orange dust". A consensus among those known commonly as "The Chester Club" is that smoking exactly two hundred puffed Cheetos will yield a "high" for about five seconds. The high is said to include amnesia, unconsciousness, and total unresponsiveness to external stimuli. Common among those who blaze the chester is the number "200". They say "too hunnit er'day" to indicate that they partake of "that good chedda". Despite the popularity of smoking two hundred pieces in order to achieve a high, smoking out of a large pipe known as a "peace pipe" made of aluminum foil is far more effective. This method involves placing and igniting a cheeto into the end of the pipe. The smoke is inhaled only while the cheeto is ablaze. Participants of this activity usually wear hats that have ear flaps, and modify them to have the flaps stick outwards from the head. These hats are called "Chester Hats". Blazing the Chester originated in northwestern Illinois from a group of teenagers by a fire with nothing but Cheeto puffs and imagination. To this day, people still "Blaze the Chester" and might refer to it as "Chasin' the cheetah", "Crankin' da oranj in da tin", and "Tokin' that good chedda".

Bro 1: "Dude, what the hell are you smoking? Is that a cheeto?"
Bro 2: *cough* "Yeah bruh, I'm Blazing the Chester"
Bro 1: "You dumbass"
Bro 2: "I hit dat too hunnit er'day"
Bro 1: "Lemme get a righteous toke."
Bro 2: "Hand me that foil so we can crank oranj in da tin" *fashions three foot long peace pipe and lights up a piece*
Bro 1: *takes a mad-righteous toke* "......"
Bro 2: "Haha, you like?"
Bro 1: ...(Five seconds later)... "Wh..Wh..Whut?"
Bro 2: "Duuuuude..."

by Yobungus1337 March 11, 2014

yellow blazing

Hitchhiking.

Comes from the Appalachian Trail, which is blazed white, and side trails blazed blue, so highways are jokingly said to be "blazed" with yellow lines down the middle. Accusing a hiker of yellow blazing their way around a difficult section of the trail is considered insulting.

How'd you get ahead of me? Yellow blazing again?

by 2182 July 2, 2009

with guns blazing

If you do something, especially argue, with guns blazing, you do it with a lot of force and energy:

I went into the meeting with guns blazing, determined not to let him win.

by Soheilstar December 14, 2017