Blapkin

Putting a napkin in someone's mouth and ejaculating in it

I gave this chick the fattest Blapkin!

by Spefunk November 2, 2021

blapkin

The total definition of a poser. Tries to portray themselves as something they are absolutely not.

That one actress is a total blapkin- she thinks she has everyone fooled with her made up family lineage.

by Defnotablapkin January 1, 2020

blackino

1) Blackino was the name of a famous cat owned by G. Craig Hobbs. Blackino was derived from the word "blacky" and the word "no" and resulted from the youthful indiscretions of a young cat named "blacky" whose name morphed into the affectionate, and Italian-inflected "blackino".

2) A hybrid name, synthesizing distinct invectives into an affectionate resultant.

Blacky no! (purrrrr)
Blackino

by gcraighobbs March 5, 2009

Blanking

The purposeful or accidental act of not acknowledging someone when they are trying very hard to get your attention.

Keith: Dan! Dan! Hey Dan! DAN!

Dan: ...

Keith: Dan! Dan!

Jones: He is so blanking you.

by gabe121212 January 31, 2008

Ryland Blackinton

Guitarist and back-up vocalist for the AH-MAZING band Cobra Starship, may be known also as "Guy Ripley." Known for being amazing and talented and funny. Also impersonates Gabe very well. Kind of looks like Nicholas Cage. May be seen walking around with Gabe Saporta.

OMG I just saw the latest edition of TAI TV, and Ryland Blackinton was SOO funny as Guy Ripley! I wonder if he will ever get Victoria...?

by SPANDY- the one and only April 16, 2008

Blaking

the act of masturbating excessively due to laziness or difficulty in finding pussy.

Ever since Arton got rejected by Tamara, he just spends all night blaking off at home.

by Emonster17 December 2, 2010

boot blacking

BDSM - Boot blacking is the, (predominately submissive), act of polishing someone's leather boots/shoes. The boot blacker may carry a kit with him/her to shine the leather, or they may use their own spit.

He has a boot blacking fetish.

by MistressAliDom July 25, 2017