blapkin

The total definition of a poser. Tries to portray themselves as something they are absolutely not.

That one actress is a total blapkin- she thinks she has everyone fooled with her made up family lineage.

by Defnotablapkin January 1, 2020

Blapkin

Putting a napkin in someone's mouth and ejaculating in it

I gave this chick the fattest Blapkin!

by Spefunk November 2, 2021