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blanksmutting 

To write smut in such a way that it just seems like the writer is projecting their insatiable lust into their work as makeshift porn.

This type of writing smut is characterized by weird, robotic behaviour between the characters as if they were AIs, lack of realism explained in sexual activity (no pre-cum, no optional describing of the hymen breaking if the woman is a virgin and so on), unrealistic behaviour during sexual intercourse between the characters, for example: moaning loudly at the first thrusts, you could maybe pass this off if it were described as the person moaning trying to lie in order to boost the other's confidence, in any other case that isn't mystical and if it's just normal sex, if you've ever felt sexual pleasure before, you know it builds up, going from a nice little warm feeling to an orgasm, depending on how intense the sex is and what gender is receiving the sexual pleasure (men cum more than women, and cum more easily), this smut is also characterized by bad plot, and it leaves a bad taste in any sane reader's mouth.

Sometimes in some smut, random characters join in to the sex just to make it a threesome in this type of smut juat because the writer's horny. Sometimes, women in smut have intercourse with a guy with a massive cock (8 to 13 inches) and they don't even make it seem like it hurts when the guy goes all out, and in realistic smut, that would be, aside from the sexual enjoyment of sex, pretty painful.
Here's an example of blanksmutting:

Jessica and James entered the bedroom right after getting home from getting married (gotta keep this halal brah frfr). James immediately noticed Jessica's BIG BOOBIES and got super hard. Jessica immediately noticed this, and took his boxers off. Then they had HOT sex!!! (keep in mind, both of these people are virgins who never had a single second of sex in their lives before)

Jessica got down to her knees and starting deepthroating James like a proffesional.

Then somebody barged into their rooms, it was Bartholomew, a big black oiled up man who's a registered sex offender. "I'm gonna suck your BIG FAT BBC COCK, James!!!"

And then they got airstriked and died. The End.
blanksmutting by goofygoober3 October 15, 2023
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Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026
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Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
Word of the Day on May 23, 2026
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
Word of the Day on May 20, 2026