blanket syndrome

When you're too cold without a blanket but get too hot when under a blanket.

Person 1: "I'm suffering from blanket syndrome.. I'm doomed to spend this night as either too hot or too cold ;( "

Person 2: "Put on a jacket you little bitch!"

blanket syndrome by JeremyMMkay June 13, 2010

security blanket sex syndrome 

When a male or female feels uncomfortable having sex in someone else's house or apartment. They can only fornicate in listening distance of their parent(s).

Boy: "Hey baby, wanna come back to my apartment so we can have some alone time?"

Girl: "I'm not a huge fan of sleeping with you at your place, I would feel more comfortable with you pounding me in my parents guest room."

Boy: "Thats the room next to your parents?"

Girl: "I know" (wearing a very dirty smile)

Boy: "You definitely have security blanket sex syndrome, I should probably go look for someone else, but I think your hott so I'll be by in a little bit"

security blanket sex syndrome by brandyOnIce February 21, 2011