blakelea
a stupid bitch that doesnt know what 2x2 is.also the craziest mf ever to step foot on this worthless planet
blakelea by hehheheehhe October 3, 2022
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Blakeley
One of the most beautiful girls on the planet. She is a good influence to others, and has a wonderful personality that others would kill for. She's very trustworthy and is good with advise. Others seek upon her for help with their lives. Guys want her, but some know they cant have her. She lives to please people and make her life the best it possibly can be. You will fall in love with her when you stumble upon her.
Blakeley by Swimmymcfisher August 17, 2018
Related Words
blakelea • blakeleigh • blakeley • Blakelee • blakeley kiss • Blaklea • blake lewis • blade leader • Blake Beaver • Blake Lepp
Blakeleigh
An extremely beautiful girl that doesnt notice how beautiful she is. All the boys like her but she turns them all down.
She is extremely funny and is an amazing friend.
Insanely loyal to everyone
She is extremely funny and is an amazing friend.
Insanely loyal to everyone
Blakeleigh by Adsaam March 15, 2017
Blakeleigh
A young girl who crushes on a boy for a long period of time. She is a humorous, loyal person who always love to joke around. She can be very loud, but doesn't know it. She is vulnerable and is usually athletic. Lots of boys like her, but she prevents from liking any of them until the boy she is falling for asks her out.
Blakeleigh by It's yo gurl Laquita April 8, 2017
Blakelee
Only the sexiest blonde blue eyed known to man. Quite an animal in bed. MEEEOW ;)
-has a voluptuous behind
-marvelous melons/jiggly jugs
-smokes lots of bogeys
-pots on potssss
-always leaves you satisfied
-hammered off a beer
-craves penis
-has a voluptuous behind
-marvelous melons/jiggly jugs
-smokes lots of bogeys
-pots on potssss
-always leaves you satisfied
-hammered off a beer
-craves penis
"Damn did you see that Blakelee crossing the street yesterday?"
"Oh shiiiiiiit. That biddy's got a Blakelee donk"
"Oh shiiiiiiit. That biddy's got a Blakelee donk"
Blakelee by your secret admirer bitch September 14, 2012
BlakeLee
BlakeLee is a beautiful and artistic person. She is the sweetest girl with brown hair and the biggest brown eyes EVER don't get on her bad side tho or nothing good will EVER happen to you she is very family oriented and loves hanging out with her besties which normally start with A L J K P N S D any guy would be lucky to have her in his arms
She Is such a BlakeLee
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