no fly zone

A social venue (eg. bar, club, lounge, house party) devoid of attractive females, the status of which can change based on shifting venue demographics and/or one's level of inebriation.
Dude, I thought you said there were going to be hella fine ladies. This place is a no fly zone.

It's okay, man. Here, have some Patron.
by UrbanLexicologist April 06, 2010
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backdating

When you date your ex out of desperation, boredom, guilt, or displaced regret.
I thought you and Cindy broke up a long time ago.

Yeah, we're just backdating.

Oh, cool, that sounds like a healthy life decision.
by UrbanLexicologist April 06, 2010
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