The act of changing one's mind because President Obama has agreed with you.
Bob: Hey Eddie, when do you think Obama plans on bombing some more brown people? It doesn't look like that Syria thing is going to happen.
Eddie: Well don't lose hope yet, every conservative in congress just did a blacktrack. There may be bombing after all if they have anything to say about it.
An exclamation When person A creates an institution person B thinks they can do better, person B exclaims that they will create the same institution but "with blackjack and hookers."
Bill: "Hey Zach, were you invited to John's party?
Zach: "That ass is having a party without ME?! Well fuck him, I'll have my own party with blackjack and hookers!"
What I always say when someone kicks me out from somewhere. Bender said that after being kicked out of the theme-park on the moon in the second episode of Futurama.
Fine, I'm gonna make my own disco club! With blackjack...and hookers... In fact, forget the club.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.