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Black Smoke 

The awesome substance that pours out of the exhaust of most diesel trucks. Easiest to acheive when laying on the pedal before the turbo spools up. Best done with behind the wheel exhaust when an expensive car is behind you with the windows open. Best done with stacks when being followed by a group of bikers.
Dude, check out this group of asshole bikers behind me. I'm gonna black smoke the shit out of them.
Black Smoke by Blacksmokaholic August 16, 2009
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black smoke 

a black guy that smokes
White man 1: Hey man is that a black smoke over there?
White man 2: I think so white man 1
White man 1: ok i thort so
black smoke by brandon boyles October 29, 2007

Magic Black Smoke

This type of smoke emits from a car or truck when it finally fails on you. This type of smoke is magical because it means it will NEVER run again.
Me: hey Joe, Why is Elmo kicking the crap out of his truck?
(Elmo in backround):YOU STUPID POS TRUCK *SMASH*
Joe: Magic Black Smoke came out of his tranny
Me: aw crap, well it is a dodge.

Black Magic Smoke 

back magic smoke is an incense availible in gas stations, hed shops, etc
....remember the first buzz off ganja u had? THIS brings it back to you! Im going cold turkey on incense right now and other than the fact i want a buzz, no REAL withdrawls<<<Wiki it..ZThey caim its so bad bla bla bla, if it is...Legalize the real bud! I cant afford either right now, nd if you are in the market to have one hell of a time, black magic smoke is the way to be. bowl it though, dont roll it. roling this burns really fast!

Smoke the Black Bush 

When you give a black man a blowjob while his pubes are on fire.
Last night Tyrone wanted my to "smoke the black bush".
Smoke the Black Bush by Zaeglamesh January 24, 2015

Smoking black 

What someone's says to a person who is talking or doing something reckless
Friend:let's jump off this building

Me:you must be smoking black if u think imma do this dumb shit
Smoking black by 10ftlongshlong June 15, 2019

smoke my back out 

Where marijuana smoke is blown into the anus of another to achieve an intoxicated state. Two fingers are used to spread the anus and then smoke is blown into the anus with or without lip/tongue contact.
Yo, white boy my throat is hella sore. Can you smoke my back out?
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