When a gentleman wraps his dick in bacon and jerks off onto his lady companions back using the grease as lubrication. He then will let the lady eat the bacon, a treat in thanks for her troubles.
A reference to "Free! Eternal Summer", the sequel to " Free! Iwatobi Swim Club" Where when advertising the swim club, Makoto Tachibana announces when introducing himself, ( he is clearly nervous), that he " Has backstroke for days! And traps just as long". It became a meme for the fujoshi's who watch it.
Me: Makoto has backstroke for days, especially for Haru.
Other person: to bad Haru belongs to Rin
Me: FIGHT ME MAKOHARU FTW KYS RINHARU!
A mashup of Jamaican coloquial exclamation "backside!". Used by Jamaicans to express alarm or surprise. Initially coined by Jamaican video blogger "Shemeika" - now heard frequently throughout the greater New York City area.
Unlike my poor mistaken friend who mistakenly defined the word as something else, I know what backstroke actually is. The perfect stroke, relying on actual physical strength, ability and will, unlike breastroke, which is dominated by three-foot tall dwarfs with no swimming talent and enormous feet. If you've actually watched swimming before, you know that it takes a sound backstroke leg to win the 400 IM or give your relay a win. Backstrokers tend to be more manly, and have fun playing games like "Dunk the breastroker."
Idiot Breastroker: OMFG ILY BREASTROKE! It's liek so kewl!
Me: Do you need help?
Idiot Breastroker: *Puts suit on inside-out* Let's do an 800 breast!
Coach: STFU.
Me: *Smiles*