Black shower 

A black shower is when you cover up the smell of your poor hygiene with copious amounts of cheap deodorant.

Yeah John came in stinking of piss and fags but he opted for a black shower cos he forgot to top up his leccy meter. Half a can of Lynx Africa raining down on him like a burst water main and he still stinks.

Black shower by Boris horse cock Johnson July 30, 2023

black shower 

its when someone take a shit in your mouth

i had the best black shower ever yesterday with this big woman

black shower by Loffen2003 January 10, 2019

black shower 

Black shower means when a bus is going to leak oil on you. The oil has to be well used so it's black.

Bus: wanna come on a ride?
Me: no thanks but I can take a black shower

Bus: fine by me, but you have to lay under me first vrooom vroom

black shower by Ullaswag July 22, 2017

Black Shower 

The act of slitting your forehead and letting the blood cover the entire body until the point of hardening. The blood will look naturally darker to the point that the person performing the Blood Shower looks black.

Person 1: "Woah dude did you tan?"
Person 2: "Nah man, I just did a Black Shower!"

Black Shower by ElsePoem June 7, 2025