chewy black bum spider

a nugget of poo with pubes stuck in it that is discovered whilst going down on someone.

dave: dude i went down on this girl i met at the bar last night
gerald: good times?
dave: no way when i came up i realised i had something in my teeth..
gerald: what was it?
dave: a chewy black bum spider.

by munkybutt March 15, 2008

Black Bummed Praying Mantis

A serious cyclist who wears black cycle shorts and a bizarre shaped helmet. The saddle posture is bum up and head down with hands clinging to the handlebars giving the look of a praying mantis.

I was carved up by one of those black bummed praying mantis types.Would have kicked his ass if he had one.

by IAIN_D September 2, 2018

Black Bumps

Table salt laced with borax. Tell someone it's cocaine.

A: Dude! , no stop! It i's fucking Black Bumps!
B: I Loevv it 😈

by little_hollow February 17, 2025

bump that black ken

Masturbate.

That ho got me about to go home and bump that Black Ken.

by LOP NINJA August 18, 2017

baby back bump

The bulge created by an over stuffed back pack, most common among students who are in high school and up.

The bump acts like a pregnant ladies big belly, obnoxiously big and gets inn the way and makes the person more clumsy than they would be without it

I knocked over 2 lamps and a bookcase because of my baby back bump

by sargeantbunny April 22, 2015

Back Bumper Bust

When you fuck a girl in the open space of your trunk and after you finish, you push her down in the trunk space, slam it shut and drive her home while she's in the trunk.

I gave bridgette a back bumper bust last night, she was so mad.

by JDAltazar January 29, 2003

Back Bumper Head

Back bumper head is when it hits the very back of the throat then the girl makes a soft and sweet gagging sound (It Creates more saliva)

Damn that girl suck a dick. She gave me back bumper head. I just about came down her throat.

by SadGuyStitch September 14, 2006