To smoke weed and then go laser tagging. Originated in Spokane, Washington at the "Lazerquest LQ" building as a common activity to do in the summer among stoners. Originally referred to as "Blazerquest"
to get stoned and then lazertag; preferably with large groups of small children, assholes, and 14-year-old's who forgot to hit puberty. participants usually smoke several ghetto bowls, or 'cans,' behind the lazer-arena of choice and play racing games before lazertag begins.
after blazertagging, it is recommended to walk to the nearest cumberland farms for 79cents any size icees.
disclaimer: blazertag is not for the faint of heart. or faggots.
Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.