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Blazertag 

to get stoned and then lazertag; preferably with large groups of small children, assholes, and 14-year-old's who forgot to hit puberty. participants usually smoke several ghetto bowls, or 'cans,' behind the lazer-arena of choice and play racing games before lazertag begins.

after blazertagging, it is recommended to walk to the nearest cumberland farms for 79cents any size icees.

disclaimer: blazertag is not for the faint of heart. or faggots.
"went blazertagging the other night"

"is that where you smoke weed and lazertag?"

"yes"

"good"
Blazertag by srtjsrthz December 22, 2009

blazermania 

A state of mind in or around the Portland area that makes citizens go crazy for the city's only major sports franchise, the Portland Trailblazers. Often brought on by winning, but can also become apparent when the team transforms from pot-smoking, coach-insulting, dog-fighting, gun-toting hoodlums into a respectable group of charismatic young athletes.
I love the Blazers again. Blazermania is taking a hold of me!
blazermania by Spencer J. April 20, 2008

Blazeraid 

n. A lighter, specifically for smoking marijuana. Generally a nice lighter (i.e, a Zippo) and not a standard Bic.
Gerry's got a tight blazeraid with him, he hasn't bought that Bic pussy shit in years.
Blazeraid by BitchesAin'tShit August 5, 2008

blazer tag 

The act of smoking a blunt(until one's cognitive mind ceases to be available) and attempting to compete in a futuristic themed shooting competition(see laser tag). Like traditional laser tag, this game usually takes place in a dark semi-neon arena using infared enabled handheld weaponry to gain points by hitting sensors attached to other users with the beam from one's weapon.
CAUTION this activity has been known to cause testicular cancer. It is not known whether this is due to the weed or the infared beam but it is a statistical fact.
Last night I was playin Blazer tag with my bro from another moe & next thing I knew I had ball cancer.
blazer tag by Michael Brophy March 27, 2007

Blazer Tag 

Getting High and playing laser tag.
Bro 1: My lil bro is having a laser tag party - boring af
Bro 2: Not if were playing blazer tag ;)
Bro 1: You're know a guest of honor
Blazer Tag by SwagerJager May 17, 2015

blaberta 

something you say if you dont want to talk about something or do something.
my mom said: "do your chores!"
i said: "BLABERTA!!!!!"
blaberta by Kata! February 26, 2009
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