bjw

Short for Blow Job Week.

The week when da ho is especially horny and especially bitchy she owes you blowjobs for her behavior. Take them.

Yea, man my ho is on the BJW. SWAWEEEET.

bjw by mileslovesBJW May 6, 2010

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BJWP

A term some people use after a blowjob, it means blowjob well played. It means that the blowjob was grat for both the giver and the receiver.

Oh shit, that was good, bjwp

beatsngpe ! bjwp !

BJWP by ProGamer2009 September 14, 2020

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bjw • bjwab • BJWP • BJWTO

bjwab

The carrot god

uhhhhh praise bjwab

bjwab by weeneeman November 21, 2010

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BJWTO

Blow Job With Tits Out, oral sex from a female who has her breast on display to cause maximum arousal in the male (its always nice to look at a nice pair of tits while getting a BJ). tits can also be used as a tool for arousal i.e. tit wank, jiz can either be squirted over tits or swallowed.

babe, i could really do with a BJWTO, can you get your tits out while you suck me off?

BJWTO by Black Dog69 July 12, 2010

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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