Bivens

a blowjob performed on a person who is asleep

"Man, I woke up and that skank was giving me a bivens"!

by Mr. Bivens May 26, 2008

Bivens

A person who got beaten up everyday in high school, and now spends all his time posting inane stuff on the internet. Bivens very rarely leaves the house, except to go to LAN parties so he can talk about how "leet" he is. May or may not be attracted to one of the Hanson brothers.

What, did you lose another girlfriend to Ditech.com? You're such a Bivens.

by Lunarian March 17, 2005

Bivens

To mess up a sure thing

She was all ready to go home with him until he opened his mouth and Bivens'd it up

by ATOhurley May 12, 2016

sarah bivens

amazingly hot

sarah bivens

by trey bob July 27, 2011

Tyler Bivens

A 7th grader who is obsessed with james charles and thinks ps4 is the best console which is really the gayest he is also i love with james charles and loves the LGBT and wants to be apart of it one day

Hes such a Tyler Bivens

by someone who thinks haegens gay April 30, 2019

bidensexual

Bidensexual is a term used to describe anyone who dick rides Joe Biden or always talks about how much better he is than Donald Trump. These are his fans that are delusional to his years as a career politician & make him sound like the second coming of Christ because they feel he singlehandedly saved America during the 2020 presidential election. Whenever any negativity is brought up they use Donald Trump as a cover to change the subject.

These Bidensexuals get very sensitive whenever you bring up any scandals his family has been tied to over the years

by My fellow American 2020 December 12, 2020

Bevens

1. (adj.) a word referring to something strange, upsetting, or otherwise incorrect; generally with a negative/mildly uncomfortable connotation.

2. (verb) to mess something up; typically said as someone is committing the unfortunate act.

3. (interjection) exclamatory statement expressing immense displeasure; used in place of an expletive.

1: Matthew Morrison’s performance as The Grinch was incredibly bevens.

2: “I can’t believe you walked straight into that door! Way to bevens that one up!”

3: “Bevens! Bevens, bevens, bevens!”

by palindrome!band January 11, 2021