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Noun:
1. Similar to 'asshat', but slightly more crude;

2. A scarf for bitches;

3. A bitch that is worn as a scarf (legs around the neck, possibly).

Michael: We went to In-N-Out today.

Ryan: You goddamn bitchscarf, you went without me again!?

Michael: Don't tell me how to live my life.

Ryan: I'm taking you out of my will.

bitchscarf by lunamcg December 17, 2013

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Bitchcard

When a friend says they are going to do something, (usually crazy and as a joke) saying bitchcard means they must do that thing in the next 24 hours or they get bitch slapped. Does not work for if statements such as " if that happens, I'll do this"

Person 1: I'm gonna streak around the school!
Person 2: bitchcard
Person 1: shit

Bitchcard by Bitchcard April 7, 2016

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Bitchcraft

The act of being a total bitch; often practicing the acts of upsetting people for the sake of it, being obnoxious to people who have done nothing, going out of ones way to ruin peoples day, abusing athority to do any of the preceding.

Person one: Hey do u know what happened to Mrs. Osterhout?
Person two: Yaa she got burned at the stake for numerous accounts of bitchcraft.

Bitchcraft by bitchcraft victim February 7, 2009

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bitchcraft

The art of being a bitch.

Hillary Clinton is well-versed in the ways of bitchcraft.

bitchcraft by The Great Rando July 14, 2002

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bitchscreech

A high pitched, emotionally charged sound resembling voice

Quit your bitchscreeching.

John McCain bitchscreeched on Fox News last night.

bitchscreech by TheOtherSlimShydi December 23, 2015

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Bitchcraft

Just like Witchcraft: the practice of magic, especially black magic; the use of spells. Bitchcraft is piece of that reference that translates to : things that hoes do.

Hoes in their regular form: I'm in the middle of a Bitchcraft. I'll call you later.

Bitchcraft by Achumi December 27, 2021

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Bitchcraft

The art of pissing someone off by using the truth.

Bitchcraft: I paid for it so I can do whatever I want with it and you don't have any right what so ever to worry about it.

Bitchcraft by Archibald Meatpants December 8, 2014

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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