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When a friend says they are going to do something, (usually crazy and as a joke) saying bitchcard means they must do that thing in the next 24 hours or they get bitch slapped. Does not work for if statements such as " if that happens, I'll do this"
Person 1: I'm gonna streak around the school!
Person 2: bitchcard
Person 1: shit
Bitchcard by Bitchcard April 7, 2016

Bitchcraft 

The act of being a total bitch; often practicing the acts of upsetting people for the sake of it, being obnoxious to people who have done nothing, going out of ones way to ruin peoples day, abusing athority to do any of the preceding.
Person one: Hey do u know what happened to Mrs. Osterhout?
Person two: Yaa she got burned at the stake for numerous accounts of bitchcraft.
Bitchcraft by bitchcraft victim February 7, 2009

bitchcraft 

Hillary Clinton is well-versed in the ways of bitchcraft.
bitchcraft by The Great Rando July 14, 2002

bitchscreech 

A high pitched, emotionally charged sound resembling voice
Quit your bitchscreeching.

John McCain bitchscreeched on Fox News last night.
bitchscreech by TheOtherSlimShydi December 23, 2015

Bitchcraft 

Just like Witchcraft: the practice of magic, especially black magic; the use of spells. Bitchcraft is piece of that reference that translates to : things that hoes do.
Hoes in their regular form: I'm in the middle of a Bitchcraft. I'll call you later.
Bitchcraft by Achumi December 27, 2021

Bitchcraft 

The art of pissing someone off by using the truth.
Bitchcraft: I paid for it so I can do whatever I want with it and you don't have any right what so ever to worry about it.