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bitchasaurus maximus

The highest level of bitch on the grand scale of bitchery. One step above the feared bitchasaurus rex. This top of the feeding chart level bitch, will make you cry and then laugh at you. Being revengeful and vindictive are her positive traits. Her main purpose in life, besides caring about her selfish self, is to push you away and hurt you deep. beady rat eyes are almost always present.
1. I didn’t know the bitchasaurus maximus was still in existence till I met your GF last week.

2. You are such a sweet guy Bruce, how do you put up with that bitchasaurus maximus in your life? The sex can’t be that good......
bitchasaurus maximus by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 17, 2019

Bitchysaurus 

ex: He rejected his date because he said shes a total bitchysaurus
Bitchysaurus by CrisisOnHigh January 28, 2010

bitchasaurus rex

A super bitch, or a person who exhibits the highest degree of bitchiness.

Often referred to as a tyrant among other bitches.
The pain, suffering, and outright fear she has caused us definitely makes our genetics professor a bitchasaurus rex!

bitchasurus rex 

A massive bitch of prehistoric proportions. A predator of the bitchozoic era that later evolved into the chickenhead.
Megan is such a bitchasurus rex, she talks so much shit.

Bitchasaurus 

noun. Used to describe a bitchy person, ususally a female, of an older age.
Your Nana Dee Dee was soooo bitchy, and foul mouthed today, I thought she was Joan Rivers!!! UGH! What a Bitchasaurus!
Bitchasaurus by DaMook Richman April 21, 2013