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Bitchler
When one is in such a nocif consoling and or critical mood he or she seems to channel nazi grumpy craziness all at once
Nocif bitchiness….
Nocif bitchiness….
Bitchler by kristina slimjones October 15, 2022
Related Words
Bitchler • Bitchless • bitcher • bitchery • bitchlet • Bitchered • bitchering • Bitchlord • bitchberry • bitcher fucker
bitcherrhea
The condition when you just can't stop being a bitch, no matter who's talking to you or what they're saying. And the worst part is...YOU PROBABLY ENJOY IT!
Girl #1: "Cute headband!"
Violet: "Wish I could say the same to you."
Girl #2: "You always look so pretty!"
Violet: "Shut up, I hear that enough."
Girl #3: "Wanna catch a movie later?"
Violet: "NO!! Stop stalking me, you creepers."
Onlookers: "Dang, Violet's got a serious case of bitcherrhea today!"
Violet: "Wish I could say the same to you."
Girl #2: "You always look so pretty!"
Violet: "Shut up, I hear that enough."
Girl #3: "Wanna catch a movie later?"
Violet: "NO!! Stop stalking me, you creepers."
Onlookers: "Dang, Violet's got a serious case of bitcherrhea today!"
bitcherrhea by mmm_classy28806 February 11, 2009
Bitchless
Bitchless(derogatory)
Adjective
1. The state of having 7,926,327,890 people living on the same planet as you yes having absolutely zero bitches
2. A sad state of being constantly made fun of in the group chat for not having bitches
3. Being Spidey.
Adjective
1. The state of having 7,926,327,890 people living on the same planet as you yes having absolutely zero bitches
2. A sad state of being constantly made fun of in the group chat for not having bitches
3. Being Spidey.
Bitchless by Swædoughnim February 14, 2022
Eternally Bitchless
The incapability to bag any females at all. Forever unable to communicate effectively with a person of the opposite gender.
Eternally Bitchless by mahcy February 16, 2022
bitchlessness
The state of bitchless; having no bitches whatsoever. This is a deadly virus that occurs in 1 in 3 people over the age of 18. The first signs of bitchlessness can arise during the puberty stage and if not treated by hitting the gym and chasing a bag, it can carry on to the adult life or even worse, become chronic.
Chad: Damn bruh how you still a virgin, I got like 12 bodies and 50 matches on Tinder.
Joshua: I was just diagnosed with chronic bitchlessness, I knew I should've touched some grass when I had the chance.
Joshua: I was just diagnosed with chronic bitchlessness, I knew I should've touched some grass when I had the chance.
bitchlessness by The Warriorz August 2, 2021
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Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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