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ass blasting bitchaloid 

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My sister said this is going to be an ass blasting bitchaloid

bitchaloid

A being from the planet bitchalon and thrives off the bitch power
omg becky is such a bitchaloid
bitchaloid by mtruitt January 17, 2016

Bitchassidness 

Bitchassidness (adjective) - The act of, or the tendency to, participate in and/or condone being a bitch ass.
I accused my brother of bitchassidness when he blew off watching football, to go watch Sex and the City 2 with his girlfriend.
Bitchassidness by Mr. LargeGoodus September 2, 2010
A variant of the words bitch and altoid. Bitch, meaning a very shrew-ish person, is combined with Altoid, the curiously strong mint, to form Bitchtoid, a curiously strong and sometimes painful bitch. Definitly a lot worse to deal with than just a normal bitch.
Damn, my ex is such a bitchtoid, she just punched me in the face and broke my nose.
bitchtoid by Guernica322 December 15, 2008

Bitchaloid

an enhanced version of a bitch, in other words the biggest bitch a bitch can be
Johnny was being an absolute bitchaloid last night, so I yeeted his ass off the rooftop bar.
Bitchaloid by Br0k3nSh4d0ws November 26, 2020

Bitchoid 

To become someone's bitch due to losing a bet or a game.
Boy #1- Oh your my bitch
Boy #2- No your my bitch
Boy #3- Ok then settle it in a bitchoid paper football game.
Boy 1&2- Alright
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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