bitch water
So you're sitting in a movie theater and you're drunk and go to take a drink of you coke after eating the tasty popcorn, and it turns out to be some watered down bullshit pop.
bitch water by smhhhhhhhh October 14, 2011
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bitch water
bitch water by Silke May 13, 2005
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Water Bitch
A name given to the girl who is told to fetch water for those who are far too lazy to do it themselves or by those with an inflated sense of value and self-worth.
Hey, water bitch, I know I am right next to the fridge, but I want these people I am with to think I’m a big shot so bring us some waters. K, thanks.
Water Bitch by ChellChell September 9, 2010
Dish Water Bitch
A woman that is grey in mood, personality, appearance. She will likely kill your boner; with her negative outlook or her terribly kept exterior. Ex: Hillary Clinton
Dish Water Bitch by PapaBearCat July 7, 2016
Water break bitch
A female whom enjoys/tollerates long marathon sex and requires a break for rehydration of both parties.
Water break bitch by The davis June 24, 2009
water-well bitch?
A beautiful woman that sits belly up to the bar orders a glass of water and or well drinks and expects the next round to be on you.
water-well bitch? by eve1 June 25, 2024
Bitch wafer
think of a skinny, white-trash, single mother with two-to-five kids, and goes out partying at 5 o'clock in the morning on Wednesday. These are women are bitch wafers.
Bitch wafers are the women that let their kids steal from the supermarket and fight each other with what they stole. Bitch wafers live in the suburbs and have messy houses that belong in the Inner Cities. Bitch wafers wear skimpy tank tops and have breath that smells like semen. Their kids will one day grow up to be mechanics; homeless drunks; crack addicts; terrible comedians; or musicians that play in dark, damp, crowded, smokey bars where everyone is too drunk to realize how terrible this band is.
It is debatable what social class they have to be in, but the majority are lower-middle class. Of the few that aren't middle class are Paris Hilton and Britney Spears.
Bitch wafers are the women that let their kids steal from the supermarket and fight each other with what they stole. Bitch wafers live in the suburbs and have messy houses that belong in the Inner Cities. Bitch wafers wear skimpy tank tops and have breath that smells like semen. Their kids will one day grow up to be mechanics; homeless drunks; crack addicts; terrible comedians; or musicians that play in dark, damp, crowded, smokey bars where everyone is too drunk to realize how terrible this band is.
It is debatable what social class they have to be in, but the majority are lower-middle class. Of the few that aren't middle class are Paris Hilton and Britney Spears.
Did you hear about Britney Spears? She slept with 3 guys, but her baby is at home, alone! What a bitch wafeR!
Look at that bitch wafer checkin' you out at that table over there. I bet her kids mugged their teacher.
I heard Timmy's mom was a bitch wafer. She smells like beer and weed.
Look at that bitch wafer checkin' you out at that table over there. I bet her kids mugged their teacher.
I heard Timmy's mom was a bitch wafer. She smells like beer and weed.
Bitch wafer by Houdini Splicer February 19, 2010
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