bitch packing Share definition Flag when every seat in the car is full, some one if not everyone is going to be uncomfortable #1: Hey can i get a ride #2: Sure but then we'll be bitch packing #3: Aw shit, fuck that, i'm out bitch packing by tonic May 13, 2005 0 0 Get merch Get the bitch packing mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch