bitch bible

A list of defined rules made up by woman that they want men to follow.

I had to consult the bitch bible when she got mad at me for saying "she should smile"

by Harold Richard Powers June 29, 2021

bible bitch

a strict follower of the bible even when it contradicts common sense, a closed-minded person who will only do what god tells them or what was written thousands of years ago in the bible.

If jesus told me blow up the world, I would do it because I am a bible bitch

by Ben Dover March 3, 2004

Bible Bitching

An abhorrent, obnoxious alternative to "Bible Thumping", Bible Bitching is used against non-christians to preach about how they are going to hell. Despite this, Bible Bitches are commonly known to masturbate to fictional anthropomorphic characters in homo-erotic situations.

"You're going to Hell, Mark! All you do is do drugs and fuck whores!"
"Stop Bible Bitching, nigga. Yo ass jack off to furry shit."

by Charles Kramer May 10, 2022