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Bisexual Hands 

Playing with a girls tits while finger banging your own bunghole
Zakke couldn’t get enough with one hand, so he used his bisexual hands
Bisexual Hands by CrazyJ72 June 4, 2018
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bisexual hands 

a person with bisexual hands will hit anyone regardless of their gender. In this politically correct bullshit world it's good to know that some men are still willing to hit their wives
Hit his wife and her brother, thus proving he had bisexual hands
bisexual hands by bread infection October 21, 2005

These Hands bisexual 

This a quote by Noah Rug
“These hands bisexual, they swing both ways
These Hands bisexual by noahrug December 18, 2022

my hands are bisexual 

It's means that the person will fight both boys and girls. aka both genders.
Girl: Who the fuck think you taking to you?!

Boy: You ugly, my hands are bisexual i'll beat ya ass fuck you mean.

Or it could be the other way around.

Bisexual With My Hands

When a person is able to use one hand to perform certain tasks but favors their other hand to perform others. Those who identify as bisexual with their hands are neither right or left handed though they do not qualify as ambidextrous as they aren’t comfortable using either hand to perform a task.
Person: “Woah! You’re a lefty?!”
Me: “Actually, I’m bisexual with my hands meaning I might write with my left hand but my comfort level using my left hand to perform other tasks varies”

hand bisexual 

When one can use their left hand and right hand with equal or near ability. In other words your hands go both ways. AKA "ambidextrous"
I sprained my right thumb, luckily I'm Hand Bisexual and can still write, draw and throw.
hand bisexual by AwkwardLoser January 20, 2014

handbag bisexual 

When a lesbian dates a female bisexual, not as a legitamite partner, but as an accessory.
Oh they won't stay together, she's just a handbag bisexual
handbag bisexual by rotothexy January 30, 2012
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

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city chicken 

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I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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