biscuit can 

Fat, particularly on women, that bulges out of tight clothing the way that canned biscuits bulge out of the can once it is twisted open.
Also see: muffin top

Look at that whale trying to squeeze into jeans that are at least 3 sizes too small. Shamu needs to put on some clothes that fit, what a biscuit can!

biscuit can by Libbers July 22, 2006

BISCUIT CAN 

A girl or woman who wears clothes way too tight for her body. So when she unzips her pants or unbuttons her shirt her body goes POOF!! like a can of biscuits.

Jeff: Hey I saw you took that girl home last night, how was that?
Kevin: Ehh, she was a good ride, but bro she was a total BISCUIT CAN!

BISCUIT CAN by jasonmaples1 January 4, 2012

biscuit can girl 

A girl or young woman who is nice looking and a little on the thick side, not yet fat or cubby, but within 5 years of finishing high school or giving birth to a child will gain and retain that excess weight forever, never again being able to recapture her once curvations figure. Much like opening a can of refrigerated biscuts, once you pop that seal there's no way to get that dough back into that skinny can.

After the Class reunion, Marc laughed out loud at his year book pictures and captions which included: Dave-then Captain of the Football team and voted Best Hair now bald as eagle used car salesman and Sharon-then homecoming queen, prom queen, and head cheerleader(always top of the pyramid) now biscuit can girl extrodinare and divorced mother of one.

biscuit can girl by Nolen2 January 29, 2008

biscut can girl 

A girl or young woman who is nice looking and a little on the thick side, not yet fat or cubby, but within 5 years of finishing high school or giving birth to a child will gain and retain that excess weight forever, never again being able to recapture her once curvations figure. Much like opening a can of refrigerated biscuts, once you pop that seal there's no way to get that dough back into that skinny can.

After the Class reunion, Marc laughed out loud at his year book pictures and captions which included: Dave-then Captain of the Football team and voted Best Hair now bald as eagle used car salesman and Sharon-then homecoming queen, prom queen, and head cheerleader(always top of the pyramid) now biscut can girl extrodinare and divorced mother of one.

biscut can girl by Truly Nolen January 27, 2008

Biscuit Canning 

Slam your boner on the edge of a counter until it splits open and doubles in size. Kinda like leaving a hot dog on the grill too long...

Remember...girth is what it's worth.

Ended up biscuit canning myself because that hoe had birthed many children. Couldn't measure up till I biscuit canned my schlong.

Biscuit Canning by FarkMeRunning October 13, 2017

biscuit cannort 

The discharge of hot air from the woman's vagina during, or after the act of sex, whether with a man, or artificially with a woman, that makes a flapping noise that is distinct, and usually causes laughter and embarrassment for those involved. Similar to the sound of a horse flapping it lips while expelling air.

Shortly after he blew his load her pussy let out a huge biscuit cannort.

biscuit cannort by The Eptomatic DJ February 13, 2021

busted can of biscuits 

A fat person busting out of some tight clothes. Esp. fat women with pasty white rolls hanging out. Resembling when you first open a can of pre-made biscuits.

Who's the fat girl in the tube top? I don't know, but she looks like a busted can of biscuits.

busted can of biscuits by bigdieseltrucker January 9, 2005