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Biscuitian 

Biscuitian (bi-ski-tee-an):

A heterosexual female who enjoys Cunnilingus.
John's girlfriend is a biscuitian.
Biscuitian by Frito Caska October 6, 2009

biscuitarian 

Biscuitarian also known as the peasants or serfs diet, originated from the lower class of the middle ages. It consists only of carbohydrates. This also caused the popularity of crumpets to explode.
Being a biscuitarian, Jon strictly eats biscuits, bagels and crumpets.
biscuitarian by nickjamesbtc September 5, 2018

Biscuiterian 

Biscuiterian (bis-kit-air-i-an)

A heterosexual female who enjoys performing cunnilingus while a male heterosexual watches and subsequently joins.
John's girlfriend performed cunnilingus on her girlfriend and then John joined them. John's girlfriend is now a biscuiterian.
Biscuiterian by frito - now October 7, 2009

Biscuitgate

Noun.

Generic term for a British political scandal where these are usually determined by the choice of a particular brand of biscuit by a party's leader in the absence of issues of more pressing concern.
I really hope this is my last word on biscuitgate, but with another Times leader on the subject today, it appears that the scandal will continue to grow.
Biscuitgate by Biffoboffo October 21, 2009

Biscuitized 

Waking up after a night of partying with a greasy face.
"I feel like someone rubbed a McDonald's Bacon Egg And Cheese Biscuit all over my face. I've been biscuitized!"
Biscuitized by WhiskeyTangoW August 31, 2016

biscuiting

(verb). to log onto a friends social networking profile, usually when they are afk, and make status updates and/or upload photos of them in various biscuitesque situations.
Whenever Jess leaves the office without logging off her facebook, Ty commences in the act of biscuiting by throwing up crazy pictures on her wall of her with biscuits or writing a biscuit poem on her wall, or something of that sort.
biscuiting by ggjjtt April 28, 2010
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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