Cum 'n Go

When the pussy is so trash that you slit your own wrists mid bang.

Up the river, not across the stream...this isn't a cry for help, its time to cum 'n go.

She said she loved me, so I gave her the cum 'n go.

by FarkMeRunning April 20, 2024

Gurgle Birth

While your baby mama is in the final stages of childbirth, insist she give you a BJ at the same time.

If you can match blast off time with your kid being born...you, fine sir, are a LEGEND.

Baby mama gave me a gurgle birth while having my kid

My baby mama gave me a gurgle birth.

by FarkMeRunning June 30, 2019

Drumsticky

While getting a BJ and just as it time to blow yell 'LOOK!' and point at something. As she turns her head, grab it and jizz deep into her ear.

Good luck with those Q-tips and that sticky eardrum bitchhhhhh.

How's the drumsticky used? Straight degradation, that's how

by FarkMeRunning October 13, 2017

Tugboat

Bury your face in those tatas while she spanks your monkey. That's a tugboat...no more, no less.

I met this husky chick at Walmart in the feminine hygiene aisle.

Obviously you dont smash, but a tugboat is in the cards.

by FarkMeRunning June 29, 2019

Biscuit Canning

Slam your boner on the edge of a counter until it splits open and doubles in size. Kinda like leaving a hot dog on the grill too long...

Remember...girth is what it's worth.

Ended up biscuit canning myself because that hoe had birthed many children. Couldn't measure up till I biscuit canned my schlong.

by FarkMeRunning October 13, 2017