biscuit bandit

A ravishing amazon bounty hunter who defends breakfast from evil.

The Biscuit Bandit saved the day by protecting my waffles from Lord Lunchmeat!

by tacotue August 6, 2023

last biscuit bandit

One who eats all of something except for a small remaining amount, so they aren't blamed for eating it all.

"WHO ATE ALL THE BISCUITS?"
"Don't look at me I saw George here eat the last one".

by Alpaca Lenny February 6, 2005