Bronsexual is a term used for anyone who has
dick rode and bandwaggoned LeBron so much that Lebron has become the basis of their sexuality and life. A bronsexual is likely to tell you some of the most blasphemous things you
will ever hear. For example "Lebron James Is the G.O.A.T" or "Lebron is better than Michael
Jordan" and any other insane, not even logical shit they can think of. A Bronsexual is literally the most
annoying sports fan ever. That
will tell you Lebron is the greatest but not tell you why and then whenever you tell them Lebron has lost in the finals more than he has won. They
will blame his All Star teammates instead of giving him any blame. A bronsexual tends to bring up other players like Kobe to change the topic away from Lebron. A Bronsexual is literally in a full fledged relationship with Lebron mentally. and they
will defend their boo with their life. Its quite sad honestly. Most of them don't even watch or care for the sport.
Pete- Hey man, you seen Kobe's last
game. It was
dope. He dropped
60.
Daryl- Yeah, but see lebrons
game against the timberwolves 2 weeks ago. He got a double double dude.
Pete- yeah, but kobe literally retired. this was a monumental moment in the sport.
Daryl- Lebron is way better than Kobe anyway. Check out my Lebron lows and my cavs jersey.
Pete- what did you do with the heat jersey?
Daryl- Put in the closet in case he loses and decides to go back
Pete- Oh
Daryl- Kobe sucks, Lebron is better than Kobe and
Jordan combined
Pete-
Jordan is 6 for 6 in the finals, kobe is 5 for 7. Lebron is 3 for 7. Lebron cant win without an allstar team and even then he loses sometimes. He is a
joke. He isn't even top 5. You are dickriding him
Daryl- yeah but what about David Ortiz dude, he is hitting a lot of home runs this season
Pete- Changing the topic like a bronsexual does.
