Bartleyed 

a verb, meaning the complete and utter destruction of any kind of joke, or the like.
This is a type of illness
The act Bartley-ing is when you take a joke by the back of the neck and drive its face into the concrete, also known as, killing a good joke, ruining a joke.
Persons with the disease have reported such symptoms as, loss of sleep, slipping grades, and loss of friends

Yesterday, Jimmy Bartleyed 3 jokes, which resulted in his shunning by his funny friends

Bartleyed by Brooks Funke April 24, 2008

Bartleyed 

When things are going good and improving all round, then a comment is made that ‘jinxes’ the situation and things start rapidly deteriorating.

You just ‘Bartleyed’ it!

Bartleyed by Cluckyweb November 4, 2020

Barnseyed 

Being so totally ‘out of it’ that you temporarily lose all sense of time, reality and spatial awareness. Normal bodily functions go out the window, you become incapable of retaining bodily fluids, bone structure disintegrates and all you can say is fuck, fucked or fucking hell.

Check out that lump of a guy on the floor over there. Silly fucker looks totally Barnseyed.

Barnseyed by Jo Bato August 14, 2011

BattlEyeTM 

Fucking scumbag cheater.

BattlEyeTM desires to die.

BattlEyeTM by KingGeorge231 December 31, 2018

Bartletted 

When someone who "thinks" they know something about computers/servers and attempts to "repair" one, usually leaving it in worse shape than it was in the first place. This can happen because the "guru" emits an EMP pulse that disables all electronics within a 25ft. radius.

John: Man, my laptop is running slow today.

Dave: Hey, I'll take a look at it!

Dave: *picks up the laptop, motherboard fries, screen goes dark*

John: Dude WTF?! You just Bartletted my laptop!!

Bartletted by xerolyfe April 3, 2011

bartlebeer 

Low-Carb Energy Beer!

Bartlebeer was invented by Rick Bartleman. It is the greatest beer in the world. It's not currently available to the public, but will be soon.

Listen to all the happy people cheer, they are excited now that they have BartleBeer! When you want to start late, and end early. Don't want your gut to become all burly. Don't mix something in your beer, that will spoil it. You will just end up all night at the toilet! Keep your body happy, and let the world hear. WE ALL LOVE, BARTLEBEER!

bartlebeer by YouNeek1 February 7, 2008

Bartley Green School 

Full of skets and fuck boys. Deadest school in England. FEATURES MISS JACKIE CHAN. Says Outstanding but really is requires improvement

Thats schools like bartley green school: shit

Bartley Green School by TheFinesser December 27, 2018