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A level of status. Typically used in reference to being physically, mentally, performance-wise, or even theoretically incapable. All versions have to do with describing the level of being an idiot and fuck up.
1. Physical. (Ow! I just had a Bartley moment, I fucked up my thumb by smashing it with a hammer.)

2. Mentally. (That man is having a Bartley kind of day. He just keeps messing up the simplest of things and can’t get anything right.)

3. Performance-wise. (Hey do you see how slow that guy is working? I could work circles around him!)
Bartley by Bartleyisanidiot December 5, 2022
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yet another name for weed!
oi mate, sort me some of that bartley! that shit is sweet!
Bartley by mk gal x July 31, 2008
Loyalty of the highest order to the brotherhood
That guy is a true bartley to the bone.
Bartley by BartleyBoys January 7, 2022

Bartley Green School 

Full of skets and fuck boys. Deadest school in England. FEATURES MISS JACKIE CHAN. Says Outstanding but really is requires improvement
Thats schools like bartley green school: shit
Bartley Green School by TheFinesser December 27, 2018

Bartley Secondary School 

Bartley Secondary School is a Singapore based neighbourhood school with no vaping signs everywhere in the school.

The students in the school causes tons of nuisance for the public, bullying people inside the school and the staff doesn't do shit to help the students.

Counsellers in the school claimed to keep whatever things you tell them confidential, but they tell the year head what u told them immediately after u leaves.

This school is also filled with students with high egos, claiming they know everything till technology comes into the question (oh my god). You can challenge them to any tech competition and you get a free comedy show without even paying 🤣

Overall, join this school if you're into bullying people, vaping, hanging out with gangsters or you have a high ego even ChatGPT crashes when u ask a question
Bartley Secondary School is filled with students that loves to vape, cause nusiance to the public and bullying people.

Bartley Green Schooll 

Best school ever. You might get whipped by one of the creepy french teachers but you might get humped by one of the creepy geography teachers...
Barbara: I went to Bartley Green Schooll the other day, i got humped by the geography teacher
Jennie: Same, but I got whipped by Post Malone.

bartley challenge 

Turning the bartley study rooms into a sex cave where business students leave their VSB virginity behind
Bro: Just put paper on the windows and be quiet.
Sorority chick: Did you reserve this room?
.... 3 minutes later
Bro: I'm a VSB GOD!
Sorority Chick: ehhh... that was quick. (sigh)
bartley challenge being defined as climax
bartley challenge by VSBslut December 15, 2014
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