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Birthday Party 

A chaotic event starting with comrades bringing gifts for surviving another year before a bright colourful object is placed on a table representing the years while people sing an uncomfortable song, ending in the colourful object being stabbed, set on fire and eaten while presents are disposed to the host
Birthday Party by RandomLoser123 January 12, 2021
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birthday party 

code for when a group of people get together at someones house and smoke weed
Dude, i heard theres a birthday party tonight
birthday party by ozorio June 9, 2011

You're not invited to my birthday party 

The scariest thing a first grader could hear. Or at least, it's supposed to be. Usually used regardless of when your birthday party would be.
Lilly: *takes crayon from Suzie*
Suzie: *GASPPPPP* You're not invited to my birthday party anymore!
Lilly: But your birthday is in July?
Suzie: SOOO?!
Lilly: It's November.

uncle's cat's birthday party 

an excuse that someone uses which is most likely a lie
John: Jack didn't show up for work today. Apparently he had to go to a family gathering or something.
Jake: sounds like his uncle's cat's birthday party to me.

super soft birthday party 

An extremely festive, childlike, and colorful birthday party thrown for an adult, with such things as balloons, cupcakes, ponies, etc.
Friend 1: Can we skip my super soft birthday party this year?
Friend 2: That's a hard no!

Surprise Birthday Party

A very daring sex move; occurs when a male receives oral sex and fails to notify his partner of his impending orgasm, during the course of his shenanigans, the male discretely pulls out a happy birthday hat, confetti, and noisemaker. At climax the male then proceeds to blow into the noisemaker, aim his load on his partner's face, yell surprise and throw the confetti in the air. You get extra points if you get the confetti to stay on your partner's face with your splooge glue.
The other day while Joe and I were ramming I got a Surprise Birthday Party !

belgian birthday party 

A kind of illicit event, usually involving drugs, alcohol and sexual depravity.
"So I went into the backroom of this bar and there was a girl, a german shepherd, a towel on the floor and a guy undoing his belt. Then the barmaid handed me a glass of absinthe and that's when I knew I'd been invited to a belgian birthday party."
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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