birdspert

When you're a expert in birds, then you can call yourself a birdspert

Random dude: "Are you a bird expert?"

Me: "Yes, im a birdspert"
Random dude: "dude wtf"

by Markospadako January 19, 2018

Birdvert

Someone who finds pleasure, or sexual arousal as a result of bird watching.

Someone who stalks flying animals.

Anyone who finds birds disturbingly interesting.

Those bird watchers are total BIRDVERTS

by Birdvert March 13, 2017

birdspelt

The hairy ring around a persons asshole

My wife might shave her legs, but she still has a birdspelt growing in.

by Daeminos October 10, 2019

BIRDSPELT

People call the hairy ring around a persons anus a birds nest. A birdspelt is where it's so hairy that it covers the anus, the taint, the genitals and up into the ass crack. You are practically wearing a hairy diaper on your ass.

Jesus christ! Did you see that guys birdspelt! His ass hair was coming up out of his speedo!!

by GIJHEN May 22, 2021

birdsnest

a cockney word for chest often used in bye lower class londoners
used because it ryhmes with chest so it make sense...sort of

that stupid fucker shot me in the birdsnest

by joe pileggi November 30, 2006

Birdperving

Watching birds

Have you seen that hut over ? It’s for birdperving!

by Elana ward May 4, 2019

Birdsnest

A birdsnest is when a person constructs a pretty hairdo, such as a high round bun on top of the head, which resembles a bird's nest.
The male partner then ejaculates into the middle of the birdsnest. They then gently rest their balls in the middle of the birdsnest - with their balls being two little incubated eggs.

"Your hair looks so pretty today my dear! I think I'm going to give you a birdsnest!"
"Thank you sweetheart, that's so very thoughtful!"

"Darling, would you like to birdsnest me?"
"I certainly would! I'm going to give you the best birdsnest you've ever had!"

"I've never had a birdsnest before but I'd really like to try it!"
"I'll give you one right now sweetheart!"

by Neety October 15, 2014