birdsnest

a cockney word for chest often used in bye lower class londoners
used because it ryhmes with chest so it make sense...sort of

that stupid fucker shot me in the birdsnest

by joe pileggi November 30, 2006

Birdsnest

A birdsnest is when a person constructs a pretty hairdo, such as a high round bun on top of the head, which resembles a bird's nest.
The male partner then ejaculates into the middle of the birdsnest. They then gently rest their balls in the middle of the birdsnest - with their balls being two little incubated eggs.

"Your hair looks so pretty today my dear! I think I'm going to give you a birdsnest!"
"Thank you sweetheart, that's so very thoughtful!"

"Darling, would you like to birdsnest me?"
"I certainly would! I'm going to give you the best birdsnest you've ever had!"

"I've never had a birdsnest before but I'd really like to try it!"
"I'll give you one right now sweetheart!"

by Neety October 15, 2014

birdenesque

Characterized by a singular stupidity or lack of logic. Bird-brained.

Carolyn beliefs in socialism are truly birdenesque.

by Iblisatan January 23, 2007

birdnest

Creating a nest-like wreath of toilet paper inside the toilet bowl, then shitting on top to render the toilet un-flushable.

I got fired from Wendy's so I birdnested the toilets.

by Choadblower January 15, 2006

birdnested

when something is really fucked up. its all messed up and jumbled...like a birds nest.

"Nancy's hair is so birdnested right now!!!"

by hayleybitch April 14, 2016

birds nest

Placing toilet paper around the seat of a toilet, to form a protective barrier from the germs on the seat. Mostly done in public bathrooms. Looks remarkable like a birds nest

Me: I don't wanna pewp in that stall, it looks real disgusting...

Dave: Dude! Just birds nest it!

by bobmcd123 September 24, 2007

birdspelt

The hairy ring around a persons asshole

My wife might shave her legs, but she still has a birdspelt growing in.

by Daeminos October 10, 2019